What a weekend

You excited for the new Twin Peaks blu-ray? I heard all the new deleted scenes and prologues are supposed to be game changers.

I would be, but I don’t have a blu ray player or a television.

I don’t know if I want to present myself in a very masculine way right now but I have an emotional attachment to my “mustache” 

Did you know that Gabrielle Union went to Cuesta College?

I didn’t, but I also had no idea who that was before I just looked them up. 

I despise the gendered marketing and packaging of Old Spice but god damn I love how it makes me smell